Thursday, April 12, 2012

The First Theme of Geography...

...is location.

And the first of the Ten Essentials is...navigation.

A while ago, I posted links to various articles about places to go at the end of the world. However, that post focused on places to live. This post addresses an equally important question.

It is a question that a friend of mine used via text message to a potential mate:

What's the first store you'll loot during the apocalypse?

The response? Best Buy.

...

...

:/

Fail. She moved on.

Her own answer, as most of ours would be, was REI. But let's be honest. REI is a bit of a drive.
And so we resolve to make a plan of "Where to Loot."

Where to loot from home: CVS, the local gas station, and possibly McDonald's.
From school: Weirdly...the EXACT same places.

Here in Las Vegas and not too far away, we also have a GUN STORE. This could be very handy.
Where would we loot if we were staycationing on the Strip? There are not many options, despite the retail malls in most casino-hotels. I personally think that the best bet would be hopping over to loot Sunrise Hospital, then stopping by the Boulevard Mall and finally hitting UNLV before heading home/outta dodge.

Wal-Mart is of course to be avoided unless it has yarn, but Sam's Club is fair game due to the bulk quantities of merchandise.

And that's it, that's all I've got for today. Give me your insights on this intriguing topic, loyal readers....

Hasta la proxima.

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